MoOdie MouniR!

I had an entertaining conversation over txt with a stranger the other day. A few months ago he texted me out of the blue asking for a girl named Vanessa I told him sorry dawg you got the wrong number. Fast forward to now he must have been feeling lonely and decided to try to talk to this vanessa girl again FAIL. He gets me again! suckerrr lol coming back with the same vvvvaaaanneessaaa....haha bitch. I proceed to dick smash his pride here's the conversation enjoy =)

His name is Mounir and he probably hangs out at the den of douches in Los Gatos Mnt. Charlies lol

Saturday, September 5th, 2009 9:23pm

Mounir: LG??

We briefly exchanged words and
I was the clingy one that followed you around
remember???

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 1:19 pm

Mounir: Vanessssa....

Hey...missed you while I was stalking
the bars in Los gatos hunt--I mean looking for you....

Me: I'm not vanessa haha

Oww Burned....

I dun have this number saved who is this?

This came from a 408 area code should
I give it to everyone
so you guys can dick smash too?

Mounir: mounir- if this isn't vanessa who is this?

even if i was a another girl
i'm definatly not going to talk to you now...

Me: hmm wrong number this is joe

Guess not!! Another mystery solved!
I was nice right?

5 Months later....

Mounir: Vanessssssaaaaa....

Me: hey faggot! vanessa gave you a fake number your a douche!

Mounir: Hahhaha easy there cussing cathy. Go eat a twix or something. i'll text you again in a week, and call you vanessa. don't talk like that to someone u don't kno, might end up bad for u. God bless America homie. take a few riddlin

Me: no...I know who you are your that loser who txted me a few months ago looking for a girl who felt sorry for you

Mounir: Easy Joe, easy....

And it's "you're" not "your". did you attend the 3rd grade?

Me: oh did you want me txt you in MLA format? didn't realize I was writing an essay... This girl must have figured out you had a stick up your ass. grammer correction PLEase.

Mounir: Easy Joe...I'll warn you to stop that talk now. Last warning bitch

Me: oh I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings? I just thought you needed more clarification. Last time you asked I apprently wasn't clear enough for you. Get it now moody mounir?

Mounir: Hey brother-if your trying to settle something or have some security issues deep inside that causes an ignorant person like yourself to act like a girl you are and want to fight- let me kno when and where, it's your funeral. Otherwise check yourself homie. don't text back unless you have a place and a time ur trying to settle your little girl issues.

Me: k

Don't you just hate that?

I'll be adding more commentary shortly lol
If you happen to be in Los Gatos please look around for a durka durka named Mounir. It would make my day if you took a picture with him and called him moody mounir in person for me =) Good will hunting! YES!